MAINDA AWACHANA LIVE CHUCHU NA JOHARI

Hapo majuzi kupitia mtandao mmoja wa kijamii mwanadada Mainda aliamua kuvunja ukimya baadaya kuamua kuwachana live ‘wabaya’ waka Chuchu hans, na Johari kuhusu sakata linaloendelea la wao kumgombania mwigizaji Vicent kigosi ambaye anadaiwa alikuwa mpenzi wa mrembo huyo. Bila kupoteza muda soma hapo chini alivyofunguka mwanadada huyu… "Hizi salamu zako Johari, ni hivi naomba usinitaje kwenye huo upumbavu wenu, Huyo mwanaume mnae mzungumzia mimi kwangu namuona mtu wa kawaida tu ndio maana nikatupa kule. Nadhani umenipata alafu sitaki kumpandisha mtu jina sawa?. Ni hivi mimi si mpinzani wako, nadhani mpinzani wako unamjua mliopiganana (Sakata la Johari na Chuchu hans kupigana) mkataka kutoana roho kisa shingo ya kuku mlivyokuwa wajinga na malimbukeni wa mapenzi wanaume hapawiganiwi. Nimewakalia kimya naona wewe mwenye kilanga umejitoa kimasomaso ukaenda kiu ukasema Mainda amebip wewe unataka kumpigia, ni hivi usiniweke kwenye upumbavu wenu, mimi huyo mwanaume wenu kwangu ni kuku kama kumtafuna nimemtafuna mpaka mifupa alafu nikatupa kwenye shimo la taka, sasa nyiyni mbwa koko mlio kosa wafugaji ndio mnaruka ovyo hamjui mle nini, pumbavu kabisa wewe na mke mwenzio sindio amkauki kunisema me mgonjwa, sasa kama me mgonjwa huyo bwana wenu ni hivi wewe mwenye shape kama ubao usiejielewa nakushauri achaha na mimi nenda sinza" SOURCE: babamzazi.com

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