QUOTES OF THE DAY JUNE 7, 2014

1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner 2. Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr 3. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. - Margaret Mead 4. If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. Albert Einstein 5. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey 6. My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg 7. A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford 8. Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. - Elbert Hubbard 9. I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. - Lily Tomlin 10. As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett 1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner 2. Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr 3. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. - Margaret Mead 4. If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. Albert Einstein 5. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey 6. My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg 7. A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford 8. Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. - Elbert Hubbard 9. I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. - Lily Tomlin 10. As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

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