UNGEKUWA WEWE UNGEFANYA NINI?

House girl alitandika kitanda cha bosi wake Kama Sehemu ya jukumu lake la kila siku. Alipomaliza akakitazama sana kile kitanda cha bosi wake akasema naweza kufa bure bila ya kulalia kitanda kama hiki. Akasema ngoja nijaribu kulala angalau kidogo.
 Akavua nguo zote akaziweka chini, akabaki na gagulo tu akawasha AC akajifunika brangeti gubigubi akalala. Kwa bahati mbaya usingizi ukampitia kweli akalala fofofo.
Ghafla Mume wa bosi akarudi na haikuwa kawaida yake kurudi Muda huo. Alipoingia chumbani, akajua hakika huyu ni mke wangu na kwa kuwa jana tulikwaruzana atakuwa amekasirika tu. Akaogopa kumwamsha. Mwanamme akasaula, akabaki na msuli naye akajifunika hilo hilo blanketi kwa taratibu sana kwa hofu ya kumwamsha mke wake. Kwa bahati mbaya naye usingizi ukampitia, akalala fofofo .
Bosi aliporudi, akaingia chumbani, akakuta watu wawili wamelala fofofo. Akafunua blanketi kwa nguvu, akawakuta wote wawili; yaani yule mfanyakazi na mume wake wamelala pamoja. Walipoulizwa kila mtu akaeleza ukweli wake. Je ungekuwa wewe ni bosi, housegirl au huyo mume ungefanya nini????

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YALIYOJIRI KATIKA SAFARI YANGU KUOKA TABORA-MBEYA

Basi la kampuni ya SASEBOSSA liliondoka Tabora stand saa 2 asubuhi tukiwa safarini saa sita na dakika 48 mchana basi lilisimama katika kituo cha Rungwa kwa masaa 4 baada ya kupata hitilafu, mafundi walijaribu kulitengeneza na walifanikisha saa kumi na moja na dakika 40 jioni ambapo basi lilianza kuondoka, majira ya saa 6 usiku gari lilipasuka exozi na kusababisha mafuta yote kumwagika chini hapo tulilazimika kusubiri kwa saa zima na nusu kusubiri konda alete mafuta kwa kurudi kituo cha nyuma, mpaka saa 7 na nusu usiku hapo tulikuwa katika mlima wa kuzunguka zunguka a.k.a NYOKA NYOKA kama wanavyouita wenyeji baada ya konda kuleta mafuta tulizunguka mlima huo na hatimaye kuuacha, gari likaendelea mpaka tulipofika Mbeya stand saa kumi usiku. "NAMSHUKURU MUNGU KWA KUNIFANYA NIFIKE SALAMA BINAFSI LICHA YA KUPATA UGUMU WA SAFARI KAMA HIVYO NA ASANTENI WOTE MLIOSHIRIKIANA NA MIMI KWA NAMNA YOYOTE ILE TOKA MWANZO WA SAFARI #UKEREWE HADI #MBEYA KUPITIA #TABORA MUNGU AWABARIKI" © #Venancetz

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YALIYOJIRI KATIKA SAFARI YANGU KUOKA TABORA-MBEYA

Basi la kampuni ya SASEBOSSA liliondoka Tabora stand saa 2 asubuhi tukiwa safarini saa sita na dakika 48 mchana basi lilisimama katika kituo cha Rungwa kwa masaa 4 baada ya kupata hitilafu, mafundi walijaribu kulitengeneza na walifanikisha saa kumi na moja na dakika 40 jioni ambapo basi lilianza kuondoka, majira ya saa 6 usiku gari lilipasuka exozi na kusababisha mafuta yote kumwagika chini hapo tulilazimika kusubiri kwa saa zima na nusu kusubiri konda alete mafuta kwa kurudi kituo cha nyuma, mpaka saa 7 na nusu usiku hapo tulikuwa katika mlima wa kuzunguka zunguka a.k.a NYOKA NYOKA kama wanavyouita wenyeji baada ya konda kuleta mafuta tulizunguka mlima huo na hatimaye kuuacha, gari likaendelea mpaka tulipofika Mbeya stand saa kumi usiku. "NAMSHUKURU MUNGU KWA KUNIFANYA NIFIKE SALAMA BINAFSI LICHA YA KUPATA UGUMU WA SAFARI KAMA HIVYO NA ASANTENI WOTE MLIOSHIRIKIANA NA MIMI KWA NAMNA YOYOTE ILE TOKA MWANZO WA SAFARI #UKEREWE HADI #MBEYA KUPITIA #TABORA MUNGU AWABARIKI" © #Venancetz

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USA FOR AFRICA - WE ARE THE WORLD SONG LYRICS

There comes a time

When we heed a certain call

When the world must come together as one

There are people dying

Oh, and it's time to lend a hand to life

The greatest gift of all

We can't go on

Pretending day-by-day

That someone, somewhere soon make a change

We're all a part of God's great big family

And the truth, you know, love is all we need

We are the world

We are the children

We are the ones who make a brighter day, so let's start giving

There's a choice we're making

We're saving our own lives

It's true we'll make a better day, just you and me

Oh, send them your heart

So they know that someone cares

And their lives will be stronger and free

As God has shown us by turning stones to bread

And so we all must lend a helping hand

We are the world

We are the children

We are the ones who make a brighter day, so let's start giving

Oh, there's a choice we're making

We're saving our own lives

It's true we'll make a better day, just you and me

When you're down and out, there seems no hope at all

But if you just believe there's no way we can fall

Well, well, well, well let us realize

Oh, that a change can only come

When we stand together as one, yeah, yeah, yeah

We are the world

We are the children

We are the ones who make a brighter day, so let's start giving

There's a choice we're making

We're saving our own lives

It's true we'll make a better day, just you and me

We are the world

We are the children

We are the ones who make a brighter day, so let's start giving

There's a choice we're making

We're saving our own lives

It's true we'll make a better day, just you and mee

We are the world (are the world)

We are the children (are the children)

We are the ones who'll make a brighter day, so let's start giving (so let's start giving)

There is a choice we're making

We're saving our own lives

It's true we'll make a better day, just you and me

Oh, let me hear you!

We are the world (we are the world)

We are the children (said we are the children)

We are the ones who'll make a brighter day so let start giving (so let's start giving)

There's a choice we're making

We're saving our own lives

It's true we'll make a better day, just you and me, come on now, let me hear you

We are the world (we are the world)

We are the children (we are the children)

We are the ones who'll make a brighter day so let's start giving (so let's start giving)

There's a choice we're making

We're saving our own lives

It's true we'll make a better day, just you and me, yeah

We are the world (we are the world)

We are the children (we are the children)

We are the ones who'll make a brighter day so let's start giving (so let's start giving)

There's a choice we're making

And we're saving our own lives

It's true we'll make a better day, just you and me

We are the world (are the world)

We are the children (are the children)

We are the ones who'll make a brighter day so let's start giving (so let's start giving)

There's a choice we're making

We're saving our own lives

It's true we'll make a better day, just you and me

We are the world, we are the world (are the world)

We are the children, yes sir (are the children)

We are the ones that make a brighter day so let's start giving (so let's start giving)

There's a choice we're making

We're saving our own lives

It's true we'll make a better day, just you and me, ooh-hoo!

We are the world (dear God) (are the world)

We are the children (are the children)

We are the ones that make a brighter day so let's start giving (all right, can you hear what I'm saying?)

There's a choice we're making, we're saving our own lives

Watch this version of We are the World song in HD with names of singers embedded 👇🏿

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RIHANNA - DIAMONDS SONG LYRICS

Shine bright like a diamond

Shine bright like a diamond

Find light in the beautiful sea, I choose to be happy

You and I, you and I, we're like diamonds in the sky

You're a shooting star I see, a vision of ecstasy

When you hold me, I'm alive, we're like diamonds in the sky

I knew that we'd become one right away

Oh, right away

At first sight I felt the energy of sun rays

I saw the life inside your eyes

So shine bright, tonight, you and I

We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky

Eye to eye, so alive

We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky

Shine bright like a diamond (whoa)

Shine bright like a diamond (whoa)

Shining bright like a diamond

We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky

Shine bright like a diamond (whoa)

Shine bright like a diamond (whoa)

Shining bright like a diamond

We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky

Palms rise to the universe as we moonshine and molly

Feel the warmth, we'll never die, we're like diamonds in the sky

You're a shooting star I see, a vision of ecstasy

When you hold me, I'm alive, we're like diamonds in the sky

At first sight I felt the energy of sun rays

I saw the life inside your eyes

So shine bright, tonight, you and I

We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky

Eye to eye, so alive

We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky

Shine bright like a diamond (whoa)

Shine bright like a diamond (whoa)

Shining bright like a diamond

We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky

Shine bright like a diamond (whoa)

Shine bright like a diamond (whoa)

Shining bright like a diamond

We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky

Shine bright like a diamond

Shine bright like a diamond

Shine bright like a diamond

So shine bright, tonight, you and I

We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky

Eye to eye, so alive

We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky

Shine bright like a diamond (whoa)

Shine bright like a diamond (whoa)

Shine bright like a diamond, oh-oh, yeah

Shine bright like a diamond (whoa)

Shine bright like a diamond (whoa)

Shine bright like a diamond

Shine bright like a diamond

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Mmoja wa viongozi wakuu wa zamani wa kundi la wapiganaji wa Al-shabaab, Hassa Dahir Aweyes amewasili mjini Mogadishu chini ya ulinzi mkali wa vikosi vya serikali. Hata hivyo haijulikani iwapo kiongozi huyo amesalimu amri auameamua kujiunga na vikosi hivyo vya serikali. Ijumaa iliopita, umoja wa mataifaulitangaza kuwa Bwana Hassa Dahir alikuwa amejisalimisha kwavikosi vya serikali ya Somali lakinimadai hayo yakapingwa na wazee wa koo za taifa hilo. Kiongozi huyo alikuwa amechukua hifadhi katika mji wa Kazkazini wa Adado baada ya makabiliano makali kuzuka kati ya kambi tofauti za wapiganaji wa Al Shabaab juma lililopita. Kiongozi huyo ametajwa kama gaidi na umoja wa mataifa pamoja na serikali ya marekani. ©2013 Venance

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Raia wa Misri wamefanya maandamano makubwa kote nchini kumshinikiza rais wa taifa hilo Mohammed Morsi, kujiuzulu wakati wa maadhimisho yake ya kwanza tangu achukue hatamu ya taifa hilo. Ijapokuwa barabara za mji wa Cairo zina utulivu kufikia sasa, maafisa wa polisi wamewekwa katika kila sehemu ili kuzuia ghasia. Wapinzani wa rais huyo wanamkashifu kwa kushindwa kutatua maswala ya kimsingi kama vile uchumi pamoja na usalama na kudai kuwa zaidi ya raia millioni 22 wametia sahihi yakutaka uchaguzi mpya kufanyika mara moja. Aidha wanadai kuwa rais Morsi, ameweka ajenda ya Kiislamu ya chama chake cha Muslim brotherhood mbele kushinda mahitaji ya raia wa taifa hilo. Wafuasi wa rais huyo pia wameapa kufanya mikutano ya hadhara kumuunga mkono kiongozi wao ©2013 Venance

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SOMA HAPA JINSI YA KUWEKA USALAMA WA AKAUNTI YAKO YA FACEBOOK

KWA USALAMA WA AKAUNTI YAKO YA FACEBOOK NENDA SEHEMU YA CHINI INAITWA "SETTINGS & PRIVACY" KISHA BOFYA "SECURITY" CHAGUA "SECURITY QUESTION" THEN USOME MASWALI YATAKAYOONESHWA HAPO CHINI CHAGUA SWALI AMBALO UNAONA NI RAHISI KWAKO KISHA LICHAGUESWALI HILO KWA KULIBONYEZA NA KISHA TOA JIBU LA SWALI HILOKWA USAHIHI KISHA WEKA NAMBAZAKO ZA SIRI ZA FACEBOOK (PASSWORD) KISHA HIFADHI (SAVE) KUMBUKA USIMWAMBIE MTU YEYOTE SWALI HILI KWA SABABU LINATUMIKA KURUDISHA AKAUNTI YAKO YA FACEBOOK PINDI UNAPOZUIWA (BLOCKED) AUKUBADILISHWA BAADHI YA TAARIFA (HACKING) HAYA SASA FUATA MLOLONGO HUU KWENYE AKAUNTI YAKO: "SETTINGS & PRIVACY >SECURITY >SECURITY QUESTION" Asante!!!




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